The Isle of Mulch

You would never ever want to live on the Isle of Mulch, because everyone hates children and their is a school with a principal that expelled you if you are late, even if you play on the playground and lots of other crazy things, if you do all these things you will get expelled, like calling him an egg head because his head looks like an egg or anyone heard laughing, you will be struck with a wooden ruler and then expelled. Crying sobbing or bawling of any kind is welcome.